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Holiday hiring season 2026

The holiday gift guide for everyone stuck in the job market

Funny gifts about ghosting, rejection emails and nine round interviews, sorted by who you are shopping for and how much you want to spend. The joke is always on the hiring process, never on the person opening it.

Christmas deliveryOrder by Thursday, December 10 for US addresses.International (Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, NZ): order by November 30. Free US shipping on orders over $60.
Coming upBlack Friday: 20% off everything, Nov 24 to Nov 30.Every gift is printed on demand, so earlier orders are always safer.
2026 gift guide / 12 picks

Funny gifts for job seekers

For the friend who has applied to 200 jobs and heard back from 3.From $5.99
Office party guide / 12 picks

White elephant gifts for coworkers under $30

The gift that gets stolen three times before the last round.From $16.99
Secret Santa guide / 12 picks

Secret Santa gifts for coworkers under $25

For the coworker you have only ever seen on mute.From $5.99
Gifts for the people who hire / 9 picks

Funny gifts for recruiters and HR

For the recruiter with a sense of humor (they exist).From $16.99
Under $20 gift guide / 11 picks

Stocking stuffers for job seekers

Small gifts for the person refreshing their inbox on Christmas morning.From $5.99
New grad gift guide / 7 picks

Gifts for new grads looking for a job

For the class of 2026, entering a market that wants 8 years of experience.From $18.99

Gift sets, ready to wrap

Three items in one gift, priced below buying them separately, shipped with a gift message.

The Rejection Starter PackMost popular
Bundle / 3 items

The Rejection Starter Pack

Everything you need to get rejected in style.Compensation: $44.99 $49.97
The Ghosted Care PackageGift favorite
Bundle / 3 items

The Ghosted Care Package

For the friend who has not heard back since March.Compensation: $54.99 $62.97
The Laid Off Self Care KitUS only
Bundle / 3 items

The Laid Off Self Care Kit

Laid off and thriving, mostly.Compensation: $62.99 $72.97
The Home Office of DespairDesk upgrade
Bundle / 3 items

The Home Office of Despair

A desk setup for the full time job of finding a job.Compensation: $57.99 $67.97
The Secret Santa SpecialHoliday pick
Bundle / 2 items

The Secret Santa Special

Under $20, funny for anyone, no size required.Compensation: $19.99 $22.98
The Stocking Stuffer TrioUnder $15
Bundle / 3 items

The Stocking Stuffer Trio

Three laptop stickers for three kinds of rejection.Compensation: $14.99 $17.97
The Recruiter's DeskFor HR
Bundle / 3 items

The Recruiter's Desk

For the talent team that can laugh at the job.Compensation: $42.99 $47.97
The Ugly Holiday PackHoliday drop
Bundle / 3 items

The Ugly Holiday Pack

An ugly sweater, a festive mug and an ornament for the tree.Compensation: $62.99 $70.97

Holiday shopping questions

When is the last day to order for Christmas?

For delivery by Christmas, order by Thursday, December 10 for US addresses and by Monday, November 30 for Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Everything is printed on demand, so earlier is always safer.

Is there a Black Friday sale?

Yes. From Tuesday, November 24 through Cyber Monday, November 30, everything is 20% off with code SEVERANCE.

Can I send a gift straight to someone?

Yes. Enter their address at checkout. Gift bundles include a gift message, and prices are never printed on the packing slip.

What if it does not fit?

Every item is made to order, so we cannot take returns for size. Check the size guide, or choose a one size gift like a mug, hat, candle or desk gift. Anything damaged or misprinted is replaced or refunded.

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