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Funny corporate humor shirts and mugs

Per My Last Application Mug$18.99Competitive Salary* Mug$16.99"We're Like A Family" Mug$16.99Out Of Office (Permanently) Mug$16.99Thank You For Your Interest Mug$18.99Competitive Salary* Tee$24.99

Every office speaks the same second language. Competitive salary. We are like a family. Out of office. Thank you for your interest. Per my last email. These shirts and mugs translate that language into something you can drink coffee from or wear to casual Friday.

They make easy gifts for coworkers, team swaps and anyone who has ever read a job posting closely. The jokes are about corporate life in general, never a person or a specific company.

Christmas deliveryOrder by Thursday, December 10 for US addresses.International (Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, NZ): order by November 30. Free US shipping on orders over $60.
Gift tipNot sure of a size? Mugs, candles and desk gifts fit everyone.Every gift is printed on demand, so earlier orders are always safer.

Mugs for the morning inbox check

  1. Per My Last Application Mug
    #1

    Per My Last Application Mug

    Per my last application, and the 11 before it. Passive aggressive in the most polite way.

    From $18.99
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  2. Competitive Salary* Mug
    #2

    Competitive Salary* Mug

    Competitive salary, with an asterisk: competitive with 2009.

    From $16.99
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  3. "We're Like A Family" Mug
    #3

    "We're Like A Family" Mug

    We are like a family. Translation: we will call you on Sunday.

    From $16.99
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  4. Out Of Office (Permanently) Mug
    #4

    Out Of Office (Permanently) Mug

    Out of office, permanently. The auto reply you can hold on to.

    From $16.99
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  5. Thank You For Your Interest Mug
    #5

    Thank You For Your Interest Mug

    Thank you for your interest, printed on both sides of a glossy black mug.

    From $18.99
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Shirts for casual Friday

  1. Competitive Salary* Tee
    #6

    Competitive Salary* Tee

    Pay range available right after the sixth interview and a personality test.

    From $24.99
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  2. "We're Like A Family" Tee
    #7

    "We're Like A Family" Tee

    The red flag of every job posting, printed in actual red.

    From $24.99
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  3. Will Work For Health Insurance Tee
    #8

    Will Work For Health Insurance Tee

    Will work for health insurance. Dental would be a bonus.

    From $24.99
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  4. Out Of Office (Permanently) Hoodie
    #9

    Out Of Office (Permanently) Hoodie

    The auto reply as a cozy hoodie, for the days they wish it were true.

    From $39.99
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Desk upgrades under $30

  1. Apply. Refresh. Repeat. Mouse Pad
    #10

    Apply. Refresh. Repeat. Mouse Pad

    Apply, refresh, repeat. The daily workflow, under your mouse.

    From $19.99
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  2. Interview Notes Spiral Notebook
    #11

    Interview Notes Spiral Notebook

    For meeting notes, interview notes and doodles during the all hands.

    From $18.99
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Which one for which coworker

The one who signs every email "per my last email": the Per My Last Application Mug.

The one who reads every job posting out loud: the Competitive Salary Tee.

The one who never actually logs off: the Out of Office Mug, as a gentle hint.

Frequently asked questions

Are these OK for a work gift exchange?

Yes. The jokes are about common corporate phrases, not anyone in particular, which makes them safe for most offices.

What size are the mugs?

Most of our mugs come in 11 oz or 15 oz ceramic. Each product page lists its exact options.

How long does shipping take?

Everything is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 5 business days and US delivery usually takes 3 to 8 business days after that.

When should I order to get it before Christmas?

For delivery by Christmas, order by Thursday, December 10 for US addresses and by Monday, November 30 for Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Everything is printed on demand, so earlier is always safer.

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